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Blame others made he drunk
There was a man from Jakarta who brought up before the priest, because he found drunk when visit the church. The priest asked him why he was drunk? and he answered:
“I was in a train with for bad companions, they’re all alcohol hatters.”
“They’re the best company you can have” said the priest. “No, they weren’t, because I a had bottle of Vodka and had to drink it all by myself”
The priest: @#$$@53
Can do many things but
The bartender have been listening to the man around 4 hours. He’s telling about all his great exploits.
Then the bartender ask to the proud man, “Ok I have heard all you can do. Tell me something you can’t do”
“Well,” said the man, “for one thing, I can’t pay the bill”
Prefer meals or whiskey?
The stewardess of my brother’s flight from Jakarta to London was nervous because for 100 passengers they only have 40 dinners, and she announced: “We don’t know how this happened, but currently we only have 40 dishes of dinners instead of 100 for all passengers.
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, see continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal to someone else will receive free drinks for the length of the flight”.
One hour later she announce to the passenger, “if anyone wants to change his mind, we still have 29 dinners availiable”
I need my wife
A drunk walked into a church crying. One of the Vicar asked him what happened.
“I did a horrible thing. Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of whiskey”
“That’s awful,” said the Vicar, “and now she’s gone and you want her back, right?” ask the Vicar angrily.
“Right,” said the drunk, still crying.
“You’re sorry you sold her because you realised too late you love her, right?”
“Oh, no,”said the drunk “I want her back because I’m thirsty again!”